News reaches me my husband is at the eye of a storm of controversy in the States, but I don’t know how that can be, we work hard to keep his secret identity SECRET so we can carry on our gastro adventures privately; don’t want to draw a crowd, not keen on being mobbed by paparazzi either.
Turns out there has been shome mishunderstanding: read Lucy Mangan in today’s Guardian explaining how this impostor has grabbed the headlines – and why he’s wearing a necklace of Snickers bars: all I can say is I pity the fool who does that for a living and keeps the same haircut for thirty years.
Gastroplod 